We want two separate countries. We want to belong to countries that we can be proud of. We want to be able to be patriotic again. We're tired of being embarrassed by the other half of the country. We're tired of rooting for the country to fail when the other party controls the White House. We want to have two presidential candidates we can live with. The United States should be deciding between candidates like Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders, while the New Confederacy should be choosing between candidates like Donald Trump and Mitt Romney. Our preferred candidate losing the election should not cause us to feel murderous or suicidal. Having separate countries populated by people who share our ideals would be a beautiful thing.